It’s almost 11 PM here. I’m normally asleep like 3 hours ago.
Me: *lays down to sleep*
Brain: “You know what would be a great blog post?”
Me: “No. I don’t want to know. I want to sleep. Stop. Shh.”
Brain: “You can call it ‘Gettin’ Personal’ ….”
Me: *cries* “No, please let’s not do this right now. Just remember it for tomorrow. Deal??”
Brain: “Okay but, listen…. ”
Me: “FINE! I’LL GET UP!”
Literally what just happened to me. I spend all day not having an idea about blogging and here I am, in bed, glasses off… trying to sleep, with a laptop in my lap typing out this nonsense.
So, since I was in bed, or rather… am in bed, I was thinking of all the things that you guys search about me on my blog. I figured why not give you those answers in one lovely little post.
What you’ve searched for:
How tall am I? I’m actually pretty tall for a girl. I’m 5’6″ and on Sundays I like to wear high heels that make me taller than most guys. I enjoy it. It makes me slightly intimidating… or it would if I didn’t look so sweet. I have resting nice face — I’d kill for resting bitch face.
Underwear – Like I’ve said previously, some of you are creepers. It’s okay, I understand. But since you’re searching for my panties on my blog, let me tell you that I’m not going to post anything of that nature on my blog. I’ll post about cute pokemon underwear, and probably about my boob job but that’s about all you’re going to get out of me. Actually, this could be a total innocent search and someone is just trying to find the undies that I’ve post about before… Sorry for calling you a creeper. I’m standing by my original assumption though, because panties is one of the more kosher words searched for that fall into the um, genre.
Boyfriend- This one SLAYS ME. Also, the term “Adrian” which means that it was someone that knows me personally searching for it. Adrian and I broke up a long time ago. It hurt, a lot. I’m better now, thanks for asking. As for a boyfriend – as of right now, technically I don’t have a boyfriend. I’m in a “thing” with someone. Whatever that means. Whenever that’s … facebook official (because it’s not real if you’re not facebook official, right?) I’ll let you know. Or not. I don’t know. Dating is awkward and hard and I’m way better at relationships than awkward dating. And I kind of don’t want to bring up boys on my blog unless it’s like, going somewhere… you know? Does that answer that question?
Middle Name? My middle name is Dawn. For a long time it bothered me because everyone else in my family has a “lene” middle name – Jolene, Marlene, etc and I was the only girl with the boring middle name. Now that i’m older I kind of like my name. Heather Dawn. It’s pretty, I suppose.
That’s the most searched for things – did I miss something? Ask away below!